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February 13, 2009

Our first features are up! They are How to Survive on a Deserted Island, How to Deal With Red Links, and the sharp edges image. See a note about features here.
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Featured Article

How to Survive on a Deserted Island


Hawaii, a popular deserted island.

Deserted islands, such as Greenland, Iceland, Purpleland, Nurpleland, Phillycheesesteakland, and all 7 condiments (ketchup, mustard, pickles, tomato, lettuce, mayonnaise, and Australia), are great vacation spots. Unfortunately, they can also be tricky to survive on. (read on...)

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Spotlight Article

How to Deal With Red Links


The color red.

Red links (scientific name Pagius dusuntexistus, also known as wikiFarts) are pesky little things. They can just slay you when it comes to navigating How Not To. Well, here are some ways that you can come with these annoying creatures.

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It's heart season


Well, it's that time of the year again, when the cupids go out and hunt for some fresh, tasty hearts! With their fresh, gamey flavor, they're perfect for a Valentine's dinner. (see this image full size)

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