How to use a computer in 5 easy steps.

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Find a computer. I don't care if you stole it and the police almost caught you, JUST GET ONE.

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Connect it to a power source. Usually an outlet, but go ahead and use the coffee grinder to power it if you want.

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USE IT. If it's a Windows, Double click on "My Computer" and press CTRL and A at the same time. Then press the delete key. If it's a mac, throw it in the trash.

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It should be useless now since you deleted EVERYTHING.

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Give it as a gift to your nicest most annoying neighbor.